I hope she becomes an octopus.
90 percent of tumblr users won’t reblog
reblog if you want little Emerald here to live out her life long dream of becoming an octopus
reblog if you care^
But dude, Octopus college is EXPENSIVE!
all the octopuses will pick on her though….she’s blonde.
Octopus > photographer
Please reblog. She needs the support cuz octopuss surgery isn’t cheap y’know
I didn’t get into octopus college. Looks like I’m stuck at the community fish school.
I don’t want this to sound mean, but she needs to learn at an early age that dream don’t come true. Not every little girl goes up to be an octopus. She’ll probably be a jellyfish at best, but the chances are that she’ll just be another fish in the sea and she will never become the majestic octopus she dreams of.
^SHUT UP. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS GIRL IS GOING THROUGH. LOOK AT HER WAVING HER STUBBLY ARM ABOUT - YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH SHE WANTS TO HAVE TENTACLES OKAY. HER SMILE IS MASKING A WORLD OF OCEANLESS PAIN. SHE LONGS TO RELEASE HER TRUE SOUL AND BE WHO SHE FEELS SHE IS ON THE INSIDE - THERE IS AN OCTOPUS IN THERE JUST YEARNING TO BREAK FREE.
YOU GO EMERALD YOU REACH FOR THE GODDAMN STARFISH
^^^^^^^THIS is why i love tumblr.